Who can shave many times a day but still have a beard?
a barber
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
a mushroom
What five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short (short+er)
What begins with an "e" and only contains one letter?
an envelope
If you're running a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
second place
Spelled forwards I am what you do every day, spelled backwards I am something you hate.
live-evil
If your uncle's sister is not your aunt, who is she?
your mom
The 22nd 24th presidents of the United States of America had the same parents but were not brothers. How is this possible?
They were the same man - Grover Cleveland
What is black when it's clean and white when it's dirty?
a chalkboard
Which is heavier - a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
neither - they both weigh a ton
What can you catch but not throw?
a cold
What runs all around a backyard yet never moves?
a fence
What building has the most stories?
library
Many teeth, no bite
a comb
What has a bed but never sleeps, can run but never walks, and has a bank but no money?
a river
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
what occurs twice in a week, once in a year but never in a day
Letter" e"
What has hands but can't clap?
a clock
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