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Why doesn’t Eeyore have any friends?
Because he plays with Pooh all day.
What happens when Olaf throws a temper tantrum?
He has a meltdown
What do you call a stupid Disney character?
Dumbo
Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?
Because Donald ducked.
Which Disney princess would make the best judge?
Snow White, because she’s the fairest of them all!
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball—not to mention, she has a pumpkin for a coach!
Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?
Because he NEVERLANDS
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little BOOGIE in it
Why can’t Elsa have a balloon?
Because she will LET IT GOOOOO
What did the banana say to the dog?
Nothing .... Bananas can't talk
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a work ... ewwwww
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a NUT
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves
How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
You ROCKET
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race?
Ketchup
Why do bicycles fall over?
Because they are two-tired
Why can't you trust the king of the jungle?
because he's always LION
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
WRAP music
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A BLUE berry
What do you call an old snowman?
water
Why did the students eat the homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A PALM tree
What did the science book say to the math book?
Wow, you've got problems
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
a stick
What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat.
What do you call a cantaloupe when it's swimming?
A watermelon.
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Hopsicles!
Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
He wanted to test the water!
What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
What's the best kind of sandwich for the beach?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
Why did the detective show up at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
What do you pay to spend a day on the beach?
Sand dollars.
What does a mermaid use to call her friends?
A shell phone.
What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?
Long time, no sea.
Why does ice cream always get invited to the party?
It's cool.
What do you call seagulls that live near the bay?
Bagels.
Why did the robot go on vacation?
It needed to recharge his batteries.
What part of the fish weighs the most?
The scales.
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Finland!
Where do sheep go on vacation?
The Baaa-hamas.
What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?
I Scream.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves!
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.


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