Kate’s mother has three children: Snap, Crackle and ___?
Kate
There’s only one word in the dictionary that’s spelled wrong. What is it?
wrong
Two fathers and 2 sons spent the day fishing, but only caught 3 fish. This was enough for each of them to have one fish. How is this possible?
There were only 3 people fishing. There was one father, his son, and his son's son.
You’ll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars and Jupiter, but not in Venus or Neptune. What am I?
The letter “R.”
What can go up a chimney down, but can’t go down a chimney up?
An umbrella. If your umbrella is “down,” it can fit through a chimney, but if it’s “up,” it won’t fit!
What can jump higher than a building?
Anything that can jump — buildings don’t jump, silly!
An elephant in Africa is called Lala. An elephant in Asia is called Lulu. What do you call an elephant in Antarctica?
Lost.
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
A chalkboard
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Your breath
What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
A staircase
What has words, but never speaks?
book
You have 2, a needle has one, and a potato has many
eye
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
seven
What begins with T, finishes with T, and has “T” in it?
a teapot
