What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?
An umbrella
15
What can you hold in your right hand but never your left hand?
Your left hand
25
I have many teeth, but I don't bite. What am I?
A comb
20
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom
15
What kind of band does not play music?
A rubber band
10
Two in a corner, one in a room, none in a house, but one in a shelter.
The letter "R"
5
You walk into a room that contains a match, kerosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. What would you light first?
The match
15
Sara has four daughters, and each daughter has a brother. How many children does Sara have?
5, four daughters and one son
10
Spelled forewards I am what you do every day, spelled backward I am something you hate.
Live / Evil
15
No matter how much you use me, you change me every month.
A calender
15
If your uncle's sister is not your aunt, who is she?
Your mother
5
Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet how you miss me, when I have flown. What am I?
Time
15
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow.
15
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
20
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
15
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?