What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A blackboard
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How to bees go to school?
By a school buzz
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Why did the student eat his homework with a fork?
His teacher said it was a piece of cake
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Why was the math book sad on the first day of school?
Because it had so many problems.
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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in the classroom?
Because her students were so bright!
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I have a back and legs but I don’t have hair. You sit on me, which makes me a _ _ _ _ _
CHAIR!
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What animal cheats on its tests?
A cheetah
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What school does ice cream go to?
Sundae school
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Why was the teacher angry at the student for something he didn’t do?
Because he didn’t do his homework
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What is a cow’s favorite day at school?
When it goes on a field trip
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Despite my name, I am not a queen. When you hold me up to things, their length is seen. What am I?
A ruler
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When you come to school on Monday, you find out that class has been delayed. Your class will be three days after the day before the day after tomorrow. What day is your class?