A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How is that possible?
Friday was name of his horse
What two keys can’t open any door?
Monkey and Donkey
What will you actually find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter “w.”
A young boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room, but the ER doctor saw the boy and refused to operate. “This boy is my son,” the doctor said. But the doctor wasn’t the boy’s father. How could this be?
The doctor was the boy’s mom.
Thanks to me, you can see straight through the wall. What am I?
A window.
How can the pocket of your pants be empty, but still have something in it?
When the something is a hole.
Imagine you’re in a room that’s filling up with water quickly. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?
Stop imagining.
What can you hold without touching it at all?
A conversation.
I am an odd number. Take away one letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven (take away the ‘s’ and it becomes ‘even’).
I’m light as a feather, but not even the strongest girl cant hold me for more than 5 minutes. What am I?
Breathe
A man was outside taking a walk when it started to rain. The man didn’t have an umbrella and he wasn’t wearing a hat or a hood. His clothes got soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this be?
The man was bald.
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in one thousand years?
The letter M.
What has four eyes but can’t see?
Mississippi
What gets bigger and bigger the more you take away from it?
A hole.
WHat word would you use to describe a man who does not have all his fingers on one hand?
Normal, because people usually have half their fingers on one hand.
If a plane crashes on the border between the United States and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?
Survivors are not buried.
