What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg.
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
Because he was bald.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David
Where does today come before yesterday?
In a dictionary.
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window
It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?
Your name.
What has hands, but can’t clap?
A clock.
What has legs, but doesn’t walk?
A chair.
What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A bed.
What has a thumb and four fingers, but is not a hand?
A glove.
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.
What tastes better than it smells?
A tongue.
You see me once in June, twice in November and not at all in May. What am I?
The letter 'E'
What is the end of everything?
The letter 'G'.
