How do you call an old snowman?
Water
What do you call Santa Clause when he doesn't move?
Santa Pause
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells!!
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Letter D
Which Christmas carol do parents like best?
Silent night
How does a snowman lose weight?
He waits for the weather to get warmer
Who says 'Oh, oh, oh'?
Santa Claus moving backwards
Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?
Because he has got a black belt
What do snowmen like to do at the weekend?
Chill out
