What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
What has lots of eyes, but can’t see?
Potato
What has many needles, but doesn’t sew?
A Christmas Tree
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
They are a grandfather, father and son.
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Slience
What can fill a room but takes up no space?
Light
I am always hungry and will die if not fed, but whatever I touch will soon turn red. What am I?
Fire
I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stone and cities with no buildings. What am I?
A map
What breaks yet never falls, and what falls yet never breaks?
Day, and night
What runs all around a backyard, yet never moves?
A fence
What tastes better than it smells?
Your tongue
It stalks the countryside with ears that can’t hear. What is it?
Corn
What has four wheels and flies?
A Garbage Truck
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
What three numbers, none of which is zero, give the same result whether they’re added or multiplied?
One,two and three.
