What's the extraterrestrial's name?
TIXIT
Is the ET a boy or a girl?
IT'S A GIRL
How many fingers does it have on each hand?
IT HAS THREE FINGERS ON EACH HAND
What colour is its hair?
IT'S GREEN
What colour is its skin?
IT'S PURPLE
What colour are its eyes?
THEY ARE BLUE
What's the name of the ET's planet?
OMEGA
Is its planet in the solar system?
NO, IT ISN'T
Why can the ET speak English?
BECAUSE IT CAN READ MINDS
Why is the ET collecting plants?
BECAUSE THERE AREN'T ANY PLANTS ON ITS PLANET
Is there any pollution on its planet?
YES, THERE IS
Are there any deserts on its planet?
YES, THERE ARE
