What has hands but can't clap?
A clock
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A Palm tree
If an electric train is travelling south, which way is the smoke going?
There isn't any smoke, it’s an electric train.
What room has no windows or doors?
A mushroom
How many months have 28 days?
All of them.
What is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow
Which word is pronounced the same backwards?
level
What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
Who can shave 20 times a day but still have a beard?
A Barber
What kind of rocks are at the bottom of the Atlantic ocean?
Wet rocks
Remove my skin and I won't even cry, but you will. What am I?
An onion
What doesn't get any wetter, no matter how much rain falls on it?
Water
I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A Candle
Why are football stadiums cool?
Because there is a fan in every seat.
What starts with ‘p’ and ends with ‘e’ and has hundreds of letters?
A post office
