What happens when you bring your dragons to a gathering at school?
He will flap his wing and take flight
Why did the dragon sneeze?
Because of all the dust from the desk
Why is it not a good idea to bring a dinosaur to lunch?
They will eat everything
Why do dragons have no business playing on "field day games"?
Because she will trip the competition and she tugs too hard
Did the teacher let the little girl bring her dragon to school?
Yes
What was the drastic thing the girl did?
She brought her dragon to school
At the end of the day who did the dragon squeeze?
Her teacher
What makes you feel better at the end of the day?
A dragon squeeze
