How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood. (x1)
haʊ mʌʧ wʊd wʊd ə ˈwʊdˌʧʌk ʧʌk ɪf ə ˈwʊdˌʧʌk kʊd ʧʌk wʊd? hi wʊd ʧʌk, hi wʊd, æz mʌʧ æz hi kʊd, ænd ʧʌk æz mʌʧ wʊd æz ə ˈwʊdˌʧʌk wʊd ɪf ə ˈwʊdˌʧʌk kʊd ʧʌk wʊd