Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.
Why do bees hum?
Because they don’t know the words.
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The C.
I have wings and I have a tail, across the sky is where I sail. Yet I have no eyes, ears or mouth, and I bob randomly from north to south. What am I?
A kite.
What has hands but can’t clap?
A clock.
A girl is sitting in a house at night that has no lights on at all. There is no lamp, no candle, nothing. Yet she is reading. How?
She's blind and she is reading Braille.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite
If two's company and three’s a crowd, what are five and six?
Eleven
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Eleven: T-H-E-A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
What kind of music do rabbits like?
Hip Hop
