WHAT DID ALFIE HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?
lettuce tomato and celery
WHAT DID MRS SILVER THINK OF ALFIE?
He was gorgeous.
HOW MANY OUNCES DID ALFIE WEIGH?
Thirty
ACCORDING TO MR HOPPY, WERE TORTOISES..
slow growers
WHY WAS MRS SILVER WORRIED?
Because Alfie didn’t grow
WHAT DID MRS SILVER WANT?
She wanted Alfie to be bigger
WHAT DID MRS SILVER DO WHEN ALFIE WOKE UP?
She weighed him
HOW OLD IS ALFIE?
He's eleven
