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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call an aligator in a vest?
An investigator.
How do you organise a space party?
You planet.
What do you call a labrador that can do magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.
What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A sponge.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
What do you call a crocodile that steals things?
A crookodile
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What did the big pail say to the little pail?
You look a little pail (pale).
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. (seven ate nine)
How many months have 28 days?
All of them.
If you were in a race and passed the person in 2nd place, which place would you be in?
2nd place.
How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
Only one. (After that it's no longer empty.)
Were you long in hospital?
No, I was the same size as I am now.
Why was the broom late?
It overswept.
