How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A buccaneer (A buck and ear)
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
How do you count a herd of cows?
With a cow-culator
Why did the french fry lose the race?
It couldn't ketchup
What do bad guys eat for dessert?
Crookies
What instrument to skeletons like to play?
Trom-bone
Why did the snowman go to the grocery store?
He wanted to pick his nose
Why can't a bike stand up by itself?
Because it is two-tired
When is a yellow book not a yellow book?
When it is read (red)
What is a frogs favorite drink?
Croak a cola
What covered the yellow brick road with snow?
The blizzard of Oz
