Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They crack up too easily!
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
Why did the bike fall over?
It was 'two' tired!
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes!
What do you call a cat in a car?
A car 'pet"
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An in-vest-igator!
What is the best way to cook a crocodile?
In a crock-pot!
Why shouldn't you play basketball with a pig?
Because it will 'hog' the ball!
Who has a dog named Yoga and a horse named Domino?
Aleesha!
Who has a cat, likes Minecraft and has lots of ribbons from riding horses?
Caleb!
Who likes the Sonic the Hedgehog movies, Mario games, and Elephant and Piggie books?
Nathan!
Who likes curling, Minecraft, and Garfield comics?
David!
Who likes The Transformer Movie, Nascar and Angry Birds?
Ryan!
