What did the hamburger name its daughter?
Patty
Why are fish so smart?
They live in schools!
What time should you go to the dentist?
At tooth-hurty!
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles!
What kind of music is scary for balloons?
Pop music
Why was 6 afraid of 7
Because 7 - 8 - 9!
How do we know the ocean is friendly?
It waves!
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree
What did the little corn say when he saw his dad?
Pop-corn!
Why do porcupines always win the game?
They always have the most points.
What did the Dalmation say after lunch?
That hit the spot!
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs
Why couldn't the astronaut book a hotel on the moon?
Because it was full.
Why did the ghost blow his nose?
Because he had BOO-gers
How can you tell a vampire has a cold?
He starts coffin.
