Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
Where would you find an elephant?
The same place you lost her!
What animal is always at a baseball game?
a bat
What do you call a ghost’s true love?
His ghoul-friend.
Why did the kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because her parents were in a jam.
What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
Where is pop corn?
Where would you find an elephant?
The same place you lost her!
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words!
What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
Twister!
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut!
How are false teeth like stars?
They come out at night!
Why don’t elephants chew gum?
They do, just not in public.
