What did the humberger name its babay
patty
What do you get from a pampered cow
spoiled milk
What's a cow favorite holiday
Moo year's eve
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me!
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
you win 25 point
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What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?
That hit the spot!
How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
You rocket!
you win 20
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How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall.
What did the limestone say to the geologist?
Don’t take me for granite!
What kind of water cannot freeze?
Hot water.
