Because of me I have to hit me, because of me I have to hit you. Ask what are you doing?
Smash mosquitoes
20
Which side is round and high? Beautiful peach sunshine?
sun
5
In which sport, the more you win, the more you lose?
Car racing
15
It is square, the door is closed at both ends. 100 guys crawled out one by one. Whoever doesn't have a hat will be spared, whoever has a hat will have his head burned. What is that?
Match box
20
Things that have the same square head and tail, a body divided into many segments very quickly and evenly, a lovely and sincere personality, want to know the length and shortness of everything with you? What?
Ruler
5
A toad skin wrapped in tapioca starch, tapioca starch wrapped in chicken eggs, and the smell is so delicious that the whole family wants to eat it. What is that?
jackfruit
25
In a race, you just passed the last person. So what position are you in?
Last (Because there cannot be the last person and you are still behind the last person).
25
Parents have six sons, each son has a younger sister. How many people are there in that family?
9 people (6 sons, 1 younger sister and father, mother).
25
No parents react when teachers hit children in class, why?
Because this is the class of the orphanage.
25
The head is like a cat, the feet are like a cat, and the ears are like a cat, but it's not a cat. So what is it?
Kitty
5
The picture of Monalisa, this beauty has nothing?
No eyebrows.
15
A calls B uncle, B calls C grandfather, C calls D uncle, D calls E aunt, E calls F uncle, F calls Z son. What does A call Z?
by mouth
15
When does 5 divided by 3 equal 2?
When we do wrong.
15
What can be cut and not broken, pulled apart and not dried, burned and not burned?
water
15
People discovered the dead body of a young man hanging from the roof of the house. Below his feet, about 20 cm from the floor, was a large puddle of water. Ask him how he could climb to the roof and commit suicide?