What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
snowflakes
What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
snowball
How do mountains stay warm?
They put on their snowcaps.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
a puddle
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don't have any pockets!
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
What can you catch with your eyes closed?
a cold
How do you know that a snowman was in your home?
You find a carrot next to the fireplace.
What falls but never hurts itself?
snow
