I'm a little chili
Homophonic
Leaf me alone...
Homophonic
A bicycle can't stand on it's own because it's two-tired
Homophonic
I scream cone
Homophonic
The duck said to the bartender, "Put it on my bill."
Homographic
I tried to catch some fog...I mist
Homophonic
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran!
Homographic
I was told I have Type A blood, but it was a Type O.
Homophonic
The girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore!
Homophonic
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds!
Homophonic/Homographic
Broken pencils are pointless!
Homographic
