Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot. You can easily catch cold
What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog :)
Which table doesn't have legs?
Vegetable :p
What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter?
An envelope :D
What is the largest Ant in the world?
Elephant :P
What has teeth but can't eat?
A comb c:
What is the smallest room in the world?
Mushroom
Why did I throw a butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see a butterfly
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight (ate) nine :)
What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of 'T'?
Teapot
From what number you can take one half and leave nothing?
8 :p
What country is popular on Thanksgiving day?
Turkey :)
What wears a cap but has no head?
A bottle c:
What month of the day has 28 days?
All of them :D
There’s a One-story house in which everything is White. White walls, White doors, White furniture. What color are the stairs?
There are no stairs. :p
What can you break even if you never touch it?
A heart. :(
