Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get a-Head in life.
What do you call zombies in pajamas?
The Sleepwalking Dead
What kind of horse do ghosts ride?
A night-mare
What do you call witches sharing an apartment?
Broom-mates
Why don't mummies have friends?
They are too Wrapped up in themselves.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
He was Coffin toooo much.
What's the problem with twin witches?
You never know which witch is which.
What do skeletons order at a restaurant?
Spare-ribs
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood-vessels.
What's a ghost's favorite dessert?
An I-Screeeeaaaam!
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
Neck-tarines
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-Bone
Where do ghosts go on holidays?
The Boo-hamas!
How do mummies tell their future?
They read their Horror-scope.
Why did the zombie become a mortician?
To put food on the table.
What was the witch's favorite subject at school?
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