Which fish costs the most?
A goldfish
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed for three nights and rode out on Friday. How is this possible?
His horse's name is Friday
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
How do you spell COW in thirteen letters?
SEE O DOUBLE YOU.
How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Concrete floors are very hard to crack
Forward, I am heavy; backward, I am not. What am I?
A ton
What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?
your left hand
What has hands but cannot clap?
A clock
Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
A coffin
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W
They come out at night without being called, and are lost in the day without being stolen. What are they?
stars
What is always in front of you, but can’t be seen?
The future
How many months have 28 days?
Every month has 28 days
I cannot talk, but I always reply when spoken to. What am I?
An echo
When it is alive we sing, when it is dead we clap our hands. What is it?
A birthday candle
What kind of room has no walls, door or windows?
a mushroom
