What is a snake’s favorite subject in school?
Hisssstory
Which school supply is king of the classroom?
Ruler
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Looking sharp
Which school room has the most stories?
Library
How many letters are in the alphabet?
11: T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
A chair
What gets wetter the more it dries
A towel
What question can you never say "Yes"
asllep\dead
What kind of dog never bites?
Hotdog
Which table doesn't have legs?
Vegetable
Which three letters can frighten a thief away?
ICU
What is more useful when it is broken?
Egg
