What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
Time to fix the fence!
What kind of band never plays music? Answer:
A rubber band.
Two in a corner, one in a room, zero in a house, but one in a shelter. What am I?
The letter “R.”
A plane crashed between the border of France and Belgium. Where were the survivors buried?
They weren’t. Survivors don’t need to be buried.
What belongs to you, but everyone else uses it.
Answer: Your name.
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short/Shorter
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
C
What has ten letters and starts with gas?
Automobile.
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month. What am I?
A calendar
What has cities, but no houses; forests, but no trees; and water, but no fish?
A map
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath
I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am NOT a gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business. What am I?
A vacuum cleaner or washing machine.
I weaken all men for hours each day. I show you strange visions while you are away. I take you by night, by day take you back. None suffer to have me, but do from my lack. What am I?
SLEEP
Guess the next three letters in the series GTNTL.
I, T, S. The complete sequence is the first letter of every word in the sentence.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one. Michael J. Fox has a short one. Madonna does not use hers. Bill Clinton always uses his. The Pope never uses his. What is it?
Last name
