Take off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
an onion
25
What thrives when you feed it but dies when you water it?
fire
15
Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
meat
20
Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
Corn on the cob.
20
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm!
20
How many months have 28 days?
all of them
20
What 5-letter word typed in all capital letters can be read the same upside down?
SWIMS
20
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
20
Four cars come to a four-way stop, each coming from a different direction. They can’t decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. All 4 cars go, but none crash into each other. How is this possible?
They all made right-hand turns.
20
What has hands but cannot clap?
A clock.
20
Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
A coffin.
20
Rachel goes to the supermarket and buys 10 tomatoes. Unfortunately, on the way back home, all but 9 get ruined. How many tomatoes are left in a good condition?
9
20
What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?
Your left hand.
20
They come out at night without being called, and are lost in the day without being stolen. What are they?