Job interview question: "What do you think is your worst quality?" Interviewee: "I'm probably too honest." Interviewer: "That's not a bad thing. It's a good quality." Interviewee: "_ ___ ____ what you think."
I don't care
20
My memory has gotten so bad I was afraid it would cause me to lose my ____. I’m still employed. I just can’t remember _____.
job / where
20
I asked the corporate wellness officer, “Can you teach me yoga?” He said, “How _______ are you?” I said, “I ___ ____ Tuesdays.”
flexible / can't make
20
When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of ______, I always write, “A very good ____”
emergency / doctor
20
_______ work is important; it helps to put the ________ on someone else.
Team / blame
20
I’m great at multitasking. I can ____ time, be ___, and procrastinate all at ___.
waste / unproductive / once.
25
I always tell new hires, don’t think of me as your _____, think of me as a friend who can ____you.
boss / fire
20
My resumé is just a list of things I hope you never ______ me to _____.
ask / do
20
The proper way to use a stress ball is to ______ it at the last person to _____ you.
throw / upset
20
There is a new _____ in our office; everyone is putting names on their ______. I saw it today, while I was eating a ______ named Kevin.
trend / food / sandwich
25
I get plenty of exercise – _____ to conclusions, _____ my luck, and dodging _____.
jumping / pushing / deadlines
25
A clean desk is a sign of a _______ desk drawer.
cluttered
20
I started out with _____ and I still have _____ of it.
nothing / most
20
A ______ is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will ____ _____ to the trip.
diplomat / look forward
25
To steal ideas from one person is ______. To steal from many is _____.
plagiarism / research
20
I like work. It fascinates me. I ____ and ____ at it for hours.