What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it and the rich should face it and if you need it, you'll die.
Nothing
Who makes it, doesn't need it, who buys it, doesn't use it and who uses it, can't see it or feel it, What is it?
A Coffin
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
A Stamp on an envelop
Why can't a living American man be buried in Canada?
Because he's still alive.
You are driving a bus with 20 people in. On the 1° Stop, 9 people get off and 3 get in and in the 2° Stop, 4 people get off and 13 people get in. So, what's the driver's eyes color?
(You are the driver, so your eyes color)
You need fire. You have alcohol, petrol, paper, lighter fluid, a full matchbox and cotton swabs. What do you first light?
The matches from the matchbox
If you had a ton of stones and a ton of feathers, which one is heavier?
Both, they weigh the same.
There are 12 penguins eating fish on a ice block and 4 of the fly away, how many penguins are left?
Penguins don't fly
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
A Towel
Paul's height is 1.72mts, he's a butcher and wears 8cm-high boots, what does he weigh?
Meat
What kind of room doesn't have doors nor windows?
A mushroom (mushROOM)
What kind of tree you can carry on your hand?
The Palm
Which word in the dictionary is spelled/written incorrectly?
Incorrectly
What can get broken without being held nor touched?
(The Ex) Promises
Feed me and I will live more and more, yet give me a drink and I'll die.
Fire
Rip my skin off and I won't cry...you will.
Onions
