A man told a boss โDonโt take your flight!โ I had a dream last night that if you did, your plane would crash and you would die. The boss fired the man. Why did the boss fire the man?
The man was a night watchman. He had slept last night. He should have been working, not sleeping!
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A man pushed his car until he arrived in front of the hotel. He paid the owner of the hotel some money and then pushed his car away. Why did the man do that?
They were playing Monopoly. The man was using the car token and had landed on anotherโs playerโs hotel property.
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lifesaver
Give 25 points!
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seesaw
Swap points!
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fairy
Take points!
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monster
Reset all scores!
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rocket
Go to first place!
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rocket
Go to first place!
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A man walked into a bar and asked for a drink. The bartender pulled out a gun and pointed at him. The man said โthank youโ and smiled. Why did the bartender pull out a gun?
The man had had hiccups. The bartender scared him away by pulling the gun.
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A man was sitting in a bed. He made a phone call, said nothing and went to sleep. Why?
He was in a hotel and was unable to sleep because the man in the adjusted room was snoring. He called the room next door. The snorer woke up and answered the p
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Bob, Carol, Ted and Alice all lived in the same house. Bob and Carol went out to a movie and when they returned Alice was lying dead on the floor in a puddle of water and glass. It was obvious that Ted killed her but Ted wasnโt arrested. Wh
Alice was a goldfish and Ted was a cat.
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A man woke up one night to get some water. He turned off the light and went back to bed. The next morning he looked out of the window, screamed and killed himself. Why did the man kill himself?
The man was a lighthouse keeper. He had turned off the light in the lighthouse and during the night a ship had crashed on rocks. Seeing this the next morning, t
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A man was sitting on an airplane. He saw his friend board the plane and greeted him. He was immediately arrested. Why was the man arrested?
He had said โHi, Jack!โ
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A married coupleโs car ran out of petrol. The men went for help after making sure his wife closed the windows and locked the doors of the car. Upon his return, he found his wife dead and a stranger in his car. The windows were still closed,
The woman had died giving a birth. Since the father had never seen the baby before, the baby can be called a stranger.