Thษre wษs ษn old man frษm Darjeeling,
Who got on ษ bus bound fษr Ealing.
It said on thษ door,
"Donโt spit on thษ floor"
So he carefษlly spat on thษ ceiling.
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Thษre once wษs ษ lady frษm Nigษ ,
Who went fษr ษ ride on ษ tigษ .
They came back frษm thษ ride
With thษ lady inside,
ษn ษ smile on thษ face ษf thษ tigษ .
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Thษre once wษs ษ fellษ frษm Ryde,
In ษ funษrษl prษcessษn wษs spied.
When asked who wษs dead,
He gigglษd ษn said:
"I dษnt know. I jษs came fษ thษ ride."
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trap
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rocket
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shark
Other team loses 20 points!
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baam
Lose 25 points!
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eraser
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magnet
Take 20 points!
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shark
Other team loses 15 points!
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thief
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Thษre wษs ษ young lady frษm Tottษnhษm,
Who had no mannษrs, ษr else she'd fษgottษn 'ษm.
ษt tea ษt thษ vicษ's,
She took off ษ knickษs.
Because, she explained, she felt hot in them.